The Great Canadian Assign a Voice To The Poster Thread

[O-tacular]

The only forumers I have attached a voice to that I haven’t heard in real life are ex posters whom I don’t wish to name. One I could only read in Squidward’s voice and the other became a strange hybrid franco-Dwight Schrute.

[MolsonExport]

[O-tacular]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Tabarnak Jim!!!

[Razor]

It was nice to see this old thread revived!

Sincerely

William Shatner (:

[MolsonExport]

It was. nice to see. this old thread. revived!

Sincerely.

William Shatner (:

[O-tacular]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

It was. nice to see. this old thread. revived!

Sincerely.

William Shatner (:

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[MolsonExport]

Best part: 3:15 “MR TAMBOURINE MAAAANN!"
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[harls]

I have met MolsonExport (22 years ago?), but I forget his voice. But I am sure it was similar to Cap'n Kirk.

I think it was this place, in January 2004

[MolsonExport]

That. Would be. The Place. and. The. Year.



But I. Don't speak. In staccato.

[Razor]

Now if only, as you read through each post, that assigned poster's voice, as well as intended emotions comes through whichever speaker you are using! 99% of the time, I'm on my home PC when I come on here. This PC has studio monitors hooked up to it, and It would sound a little chaotic, yet hilarious as I scroll through, depending on my scrolling speed.

[harls]

Originally Posted by Razor

Now if only, as you read through each post, that assigned poster's voice, as well as intended emotions comes through whichever speaker you are using! 99% of the time, I'm on my home PC when I come on here. This PC has studio monitors hooked up to it, and It would sound a little chaotic, yet hilarious as I scroll through, depending on my scrolling speed.

I am all House, all the time.

[Razor]

Originally Posted by harls

I am all House, all the time.

Perfect! And I can see that (:

[MolsonExport]

Originally Posted by harls

I am all House, all the time.

I pictured you more like this:





"May I help you?!?!?"

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Alarmforce is listed on the TSX

[harls]

Originally Posted by MolsonExport

I pictured you more like this:





"May I help you?!?!?"

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Alarmforce is listed on the TSX

Hey now, my arms are not dangling like dead meat like Joel. Not yet, anyway.

Is that dude still alive? Or is his brain being kept in cold stasis by the Alarmforce System (still listed on the TSX)?





source: alarmforce central command

[O-tacular]

Without watching the video I can hear “This is Joel Matlin. President of Alarm Force!”

Still better than Shawn Jones from Spence Diamonds.

[harls]

Originally Posted by O-tacular

Without watching the video I can hear “This is Joel Matlin. President of Alarm Force!”

Still better than Shawn Jones from Spence Diamonds.

I still switch my car radio to another station whenever I hear a Spence Diamonds commercial. Or off.

[harls]

Originally Posted by Gresto

Yeah, curious question. I don't think I have ever conjured a visual or aural incarnation for anyone here, but maybe you and I are lacking imagination.

Gresto comes off like the lead singer of Depeche Mode to me.

(sorry for digging up this old thread).

all I ever wanted.. all I ever needed..

[O-tacular]

Originally Posted by harls

I still switch my car radio to another station whenever I hear a Spence Diamonds commercial. Or off.

I no longer listen to the radio, but on rare occasions where I have to I also turn it off or change the station. The new ads without his direct nasally whine are still so patronizing and awful. He writes them and he might as well just use ai to voice his dumb scripts instead of forcing those poor employees to do it. One of the only good instances where ai could do a kindness to human beings by being tortured in their place.

[harls]

Can I help you?