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Originally Posted by harls
I am unexcited for any Zellers store launching.
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Zellers is like That '90s Show. An initial 'Oh, they're digging up that corpse', followed by an 'Ugh, that corpse should have stayed buried.'
A laugh track. Red Foreman called someone a dumbass. Yuk-yuk-yuk. How edgy. Sure makes up for the lack of laughs and has that vintage feel. Characters that have remained in a bubble since...well....the '70s. Trades on nostalgia almost exclusively.
Zellers! Remember the indifferent service, marginal prices, and subpar selection of second-rate goods? Zellers! That over fluorescently lit place with mildew ceiling tiles and mystery stains on the floor? Zellers! At least now the old-folks can do some mall walking again! Our uncrowded stores are the best place! Pretend its the 1990s all over again.