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Originally Posted by StoOgE
The turf has also entered the transfer portal.
I cannot state how much I hate that dumb longhorn cut-out. It's so stupid.
Also, I would love if the university would spend some money getting rid of the death-trap that is the intersection of the West upper deck concourse and South end zone. I sold my season tickets because you get stuck in this trampling hazard before every single game.
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EVERY SINGLE SHORTCOMING that UT has, is and was, the direct result of Frank Erwin (Particularly that dumb longhorn cut-out, the explanation of why will appear at the end of this blurb)!
When I went to UT, every single student hated Frank Erwin and Frank Erwin hated every single student and probably had a secret dossier on every single student. It was rumored that many students were "disappeared" for disagreeing with Frank Erwin, and certainly many professors and University Presidents were, and even some snooping State legislators!
Whenever anybody has a gripe of any kind about the University of Texas, one can be sure that Frank Erwin is somehow involved. Even in death, the old codger remains a constant curse upon the old 40 acres, and far beyond, because you can be sure than he sits on his own throne on the far right side of Satan, himself!
Of course, this is a parody, (but just barely). But to be sure, Frank Erwin put his indelible stamp all over the University of Texas, just like a big ole graffiti machine, and without him, we probably would have been more like Berkeley, Col/Boulder, or Wiscy/Madison, where they at least currently have good football teams and decent defenses. but as it is, he wanted us to be little brother to Texas A&M. He LOVED the Gaggies, you know. And as Paul Harvey used to say, "That's the rest of the story". So you have to dance with who brung you, and that's the reason why that's not the last dumb longhorn cutout you will ever see.