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Originally Posted by Steely Dan
* DARK HUMOR ALERT *
amidst all this coronavirus craziness, let's please not forget the real victims: america's mass shooters.
how are they supposed to indiscriminately gun us down if we're all holed up inside our own homes all day long?
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I suppose they could wait until the toilet paper runs out, and people have to go outside to pick leaves off the ground to wipe? I live in the suburbs, with a big yard, so I could pee outside (save on the water bill) or just go take a dump in my neighbors yard right by the bamboo plants. They grow fast, bamboo, so he'll never see me. Like 1969 all over again!!!
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Originally Posted by 10023
Wait until the unemployment rate hits 10%+
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Your going to be doing a lot of thinking, WHEN YOUR LIVING IN A TENT DOWN BY THE RIVER (Thames or East/Hudson depending on where your at).
So how do we get back on track!
I love dark humor.