Ranking: US Cities by Average Swear Words Spoken Daily by Resident

dimondpark · #1 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 9:13 PM**

This is a cute little ranking based on a survey, Well done Phoenix and Portland for being the most couth among us.

Most Swears Per Day:
1 Columbus 36
2 Las Vegas 30
3 Jacksonville 28
4 Oklahoma City 25
4 Dallas 25
4 Philadelphia 25
4 Indianapolis 25
5 San Francisco 24
5 Fort Worth 24
5 Louisville 24
6 Washington DC 22
7 Los Angeles 21
7 Austin 21

Least Swears Per Day:
1 Phoenix 14
1 Portland14
2 Boston 15
2 Milwaukee 15
3 San Jose 16
4 New York 17
4 El Paso 17
4 Chicago 17
5 Detroit 18
5 Seattle 18
5 Houston 18
5 Memphis 18
6 San Diego 19
6 Charlotte 19
7 San Antonio 20
7 Nashville 20
7 Denver 20

https://preply.com/en/blog/cities-that-swear-most/

Steely Dan · #2 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 9:18 PM**

New York and Chicago both on the least swear words list?

I had no fucking idea we were so goddamn sophistimicated.

BnaBreaker · #3 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 9:21 PM**

Uh... anyone who has spent four seconds in Southie knows that Boston is on the wrong list there.

JManc · #4 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 9:22 PM**

I, for one, am doing my fucking part for San Francisco.

iheartthed · #5 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 9:49 PM**

No fucking way

edale · #6 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 10:01 PM**

They must've conducted this survey on a Buckeye game day.

Buckeye Native 001 · #7 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 10:01 PM**

Phoenix least? Bullshit.

PhillyRising · #8 Posted **Nov 3, 2022, 11:58 PM**

There is no way Philadelphia didn't win this one going away...

SIGSEGV · #9 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 4:07 AM**

No fucking way. Obviously SLC should be leading one of these lists...

Obadno · #10 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 5:46 AM**

I cant believe Phoenix is last place. Growing up here we dropped fbombs like a Boston stereotype. I am not even joking I had an older woman change seats on the train between Boston and Providence due to my language just a few months ago. There is just NO WAY this is accurate.

How do they determine this? Seems like bullshit to me

There is no way some place in the south isn't 1st

SFBruin · #11 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 6:52 AM**

I like how everyone is dissapointed that their city isn't first.

MayDay · #12 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 12:06 PM**

Pfft, Clevelanders especially the sports fans swear so much, we simply can’t be measured

bigstick · #13 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 12:58 PM**

LOL, where is Atlanta???

PhilliesPhan · #14 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 1:16 PM**

I'm so fucking disappointed that Philadelphia isn't #1! I definitely contributed significantly to the cause after the last two World Series games.

Innsertnamehere · #15 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 3:03 PM**

I genuinely don't see a theme between high and low cities. It's a mix of working class vs. white collar cities, north and south cities, etc. Surprises me, to be honest, I thought there would be some sort of obvious correlation.

Tom In Chicago · #16 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 4:01 PM**

This list is fucking bullshit!

. . .

Chisouthside · #17 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 4:22 PM**

They must not consider jagoff a curse word.

MolsonExport · #18 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 4:28 PM**

Fuck that shit.

mrnyc · #19 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 5:20 PM**

lol this is silly — columbus is a beaver cleaver type place — i mean if “aww garsh darn it wally whadja have to do that for!” is considered swearing well then ok.

pj3000 · #20 Posted **Nov 4, 2022, 5:40 PM**

Oklahoma City, Dallas, and Fort Worth... some of the most potty-mouthed cities?? Yeah right.

I had never heard the adjective "dadgum" and the exclamation "dadgummit!" actually used seriously and frequently until I moved to Dallas.