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Originally Posted by SignalHillHiker
House in suburban St. John’s. $600K lol Not hard to tell it’s Alberta money.
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Good GOD! I just looked at this again and noticed the plain Home Depot special 2x4 decking with the Homer Simpson quality column on the right that’s stained to match the ornate archway. It’s potato Jesus level craftsmanship. Like a toddler adding to the Last Supper mural.
WTF is with Nfld and St. John’s specifically? For such a beautiful city its suburbs give Laval a run for its money. Though there is The Rooms right downtown…
Do some people not have human eyes? Can’t their brains ascertain that something is so plainly and hilariously hideous? Like the house would be ugly but plain enough to escape notice without highlighting how horrible it is by showcasing old world craftsmanship in the most tacky way possible. It’s like Ralph Wiggum stapling Lisa’s essay as the front page of his assignment.
Edit: I just processed the deck and noticed the gravel front yard. Not a stitch of landscaping. Who are these people?! And how the hell is this dump worth $600k?! That would buy you a much nicer Mcmansion in Calgary.
I also like how they lazily took the listing pics themselves and included the ass end of their pickup truck in the frame. It goes without saying that anyone who buys this drives a Ford F-150.