New York needs the return of the old subway announcers. The ones that go like.. Laddies and gentel (static) mannn, you arrr noooww fdck enterinnng 33rdd (fart noise) street st (static) station, chhhssshhhhh.
They had those several years ago. Where you couldn't understand a goddam thing. Now they have these feminine voices telling you to please mind the gap between the train and the platform. In perfect English!
In the good old days, you didn't understand a damn thing because the train operator was drinking on the job and the PA system had issues, and that was authentic. Just like the yellow Crown Vic taxi cabs.
But at the same time, the modern skyline and cityscape is far superior, so there's a plus to the present.
There's nothing more authentic and the New York experience than being very tired, and getting to your stop, and the damn escalators, because your legs are tired from the days work... are not working. And won't be working for 9 months.