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Originally Posted by SIGSEGV
I thought the New Jersey Turnpike was already a giant parking lot.
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That's why one always takes the truck lane. See... the masses take the car lanes, but following the masses never leads to anything good. Stick with the truck lane, and haul on the left lane. And do one a favor and move over to the middle if someone wants to go fast. Doing that advances the species.
The parkway I think is much worse because you have half-asleep people coming from the shore and also hoards of teenage girls driving to the shore. On the turnpike, after Exit 12, it starts to suck as your heading towards the GWB during rush hour. Now during the plague, it was beautiful. Open roads, no minivans, traffic actually moved. I miss that! Now... its back to the mickey mouse fuckery.
Its not bad, the turnpike if your heading South, like once you get past exit 9, its smooth sailing.
In my experience, the parkway has sucked way more.
Route 1 is also a scourge. US-1 North is a disaster.
Now if one wants to talk about a stroke inducing road, that honor belongs to the cross-Bronx expressway. And all it takes is one of those Kamazaki Hasidic minivans from Brooklyn to rear end some guy with garbage bags for windows and its a 3-4 hour delay.
You know... that's why peoples orders in NJ are all delayed, because your order is on a truck thats headed Westbound on the Cross-Bronx. I feel bad for those drivers. Heading westbound, the rate of traffic is 5 centimeters per hour.