Ugly Canada 2 (Only architecture, planning and design faux pas) - Page 99

stevanford1 · #**1961** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 2:43 AM**

Some ugly suburban hotels in Markham

Generic Cookie Cutter Box round one

Let Us not forget the local clockstrocity.

Delta loves building fugly brick walls.

Generic Cookie Cutter Box round two.

Markhams second most prominent clockstrocity

MolsonExport · #**1962** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 2:00 PM**

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I nominate the Tour Hampstead in Montreal.

It is rather tall and domineering as seen here.

Yark.

I saw this every day back in my days living in NDG. One of many roach highrises near the Decarie Expressway.

stevanford1 · #**1963** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 2:02 PM**

Heres some better views of how the Tour Hampstead dominates its surroundings.
https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.48383...7i13312!8i6656

https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.48348...7i13312!8i6656

https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.48374...7i13312!8i6656

https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.48051...7i13312!8i6656

MolsonExport · #**1964** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 2:02 PM**

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I present to you the Pyramide de Sainte-Foy in Quebec City.

medievalchronicles

HomeInMyShoes · #**1965** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 2:11 PM**

^It's Ste. Foy's Luxor!

O-tacular · #**1966** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:09 PM**

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Some ugly suburban hotels in Markham

Let Us not forget the local clockstrocity.

Clockzilla's mirrored cousin. That looks downright menacing.

O-tacular · #**1967** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:10 PM**

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^It's Ste. Foy's Luxor!

It only needs a Quebecois Criss Angel mindfreak doing fake magic tricks around it.

O-tacular · #**1968** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:11 PM**

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medievalchronicles

This could be Criss Angel's trick.

stevanford1 · #**1969** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:18 PM**

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Clockzilla's mirrored cousin. That looks downright menacing.

The Hilton Markham is very imposing. It’s like clockzilla only with more glass.

O-tacular · #**1970** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:19 PM**

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It's too late for caveats.

Well your first clue of insanity should have been the Tumblr page.

O-tacular · #**1971** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:25 PM**

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The Hilton Markham is very imposing. It’s like clockzilla only with more glass.

I imagine the interior to look like the building in Hellraiser 3. I can see it morphing to open portals and being somehow based on the lament configuration.

stevanford1 · #**1972** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:25 PM**

Fredricton is crawling with these things.

stevanford1 · #**1973** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:27 PM**

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I imagine the interior to look like the building in Hellraiser 3.

the hotel were you get a complementary human sacrifice with your room. Complete with inter dimensional lobby.

stevanford1 · #**1974** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:32 PM**

I nominate the Ramada in Regina.

stevanford1 · #**1975** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:35 PM**

Also in terms of shitty art this thing in Halifax is great.

O-tacular · #**1976** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:44 PM**

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the hotel were you get a complementary human sacrifice with your room. Complete with inter dimensional lobby.

The reception desk:

O-tacular · #**1977** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:45 PM**

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Also in terms of shitty art this thing in Halifax is great.

What in the holy hell is that?! It looks like a mutilated dick. That wins the ugly art category.

stevanford1 · #**1978** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:45 PM**

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The reception desk:

May I check you in, get the suite OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

stevanford1 · #**1979** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:48 PM**

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What in the holy hell is that?! It looks like a mutilated dick. That wins the ugly art category.

Last time I went to Halifax I saw two boys laughing their asses off because of that statue. It’s truly unfortunate.

O-tacular · #**1980** Posted **Feb 26, 2019, 3:49 PM**

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May I check you in, get the suite OR I WILL EAT YOUR SOUL.

Enjoy your complimentary Depends while we harvest your body parts.