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Old Posted Sep 23, 2019, 7:23 PM
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Originally Posted by pj3000 View Post
How about those pesky darn emerging tropical diseases which come with a warmer, wetter climate?
don't forget about the fucking alligators too.'s already happening!!!!!!!!

Chicago's alligator-on-the-loose, "Chance the Snapper," is finally caught

An alligator was pulled from a pond behind a Michigan junior high school
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