[the urban politician]

Originally Posted by SIGSEGV

It's also "historic" (where Barack and Michelle had their first kiss. https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/obama-kissing-rock

Oh shit. It’s over. They’re gonna landmark it. It will be the first strip mall in history with a landmark designation.

There is a way to salvage the situation. Landmark it, but turn the parking lot into a public plaza!