I don't think it's blasphemy, and even though I don't like beans, what you do sounds better than the kidney beans most parlors use in their four and five ways. Best I can do is buy cans of Skyline here in Arizona at Fry's (owned by Kroger). I don't even bother making coneys because I can never find the right wieners and buns. Almost everyone I've introduced it to here in Arizona and in California loved it, way before that asshole Albert Burneko at Deadspin decided to shit on it (metaphorically).
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that's how you derail a discussion, folks.
