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Originally Posted by homebucket
Must be nice to have a basement. A place where you can go to have discreet conversations, as long as your lamp doesn't get bugged or something.
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You can also have a conversation with the spiders and crickets down there. Especially the crickets. Tell them to STFU, that you have to go to work in the morning and tell the cricket to get a job and stop cricketing. At least the spider is involved in the construction industry. Building things. Cricket just sits out there cricketing all night, in hopes of mating with a female cricket, not producing anything for the basement economy. Basement politics, can get rough. Support your spiders. They keep basements free of pests and vermin. Spiders are the backbone of a solid basement. They just want to be left alone, and produce for their spider babies while keeping a basement clean by murdering hundreds of bugs.