[KVNBKLYN]

These people do absolutely nothing all day and get paid handsomely for it. The only rationale they can come up with for why they shouldn't be fired is that they might wake up from their naps just in time to see you being dragged away to be raped while they push an emergency button and sit in their booth listening to you scream (actual story). This whole idea they provide security is absolutely insane. What kind of security are they going to provide when they're not supposed to leave their bullet proof booths, from which they can't see most of the station? If security is an issue, how about hire security guards or install security cameras?