Well yeah, i did run out of inspiration in Houston, that's a big reason why I moved. And Pittsburgh is only 4 hours from dc and baltimore. Buffalo is 5 and Detroit is 6. Anyways, I was drunk when I said that so disregard my comment.
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He who is tired of Weird Al is tired of life.
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The suburbs are second-rate. Cookie-cutter houses, treeless yards, mediocre schools, and more crime than you think. Do your family a favor and move closer to the city.