Ford: A real "cracker"? - Page 105

MolsonExport · #**2081** Posted **Jul 9, 2014, 4:48 PM**

Back to football:
Rob Ford’s sobriety coach kicked shirtless protester: Toronto police officer

Waiting for Doug Ford to pipe up with his claims of a global jihad against the fabulous ford bros.

Somebody needs to make a donkey kong meme with rob ford at the top shooting down barrels of booze and crack pipes at the reporters struggling to ask him questions.

I find this whole shirtless protest movement brilliant.

MolsonExport · #**2082** Posted **Jul 9, 2014, 4:50 PM**

well what do you know? I love the Internet.

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O-tacular · #**2083** Posted **Jul 9, 2014, 10:02 PM**

This won't come as a shock to anyone. Rob Ford's a class act. If this were another era he would be Bif from Back to the Future.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/rob-ford-d...184922659.html

flar · #**2084** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 2:41 PM**

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Originally Posted by O-tacular

This won't come as a shock to anyone. Rob Ford's a class act. If this were another era he would be Bif from Back to the Future.

https://ca.news.yahoo.com/rob-ford-d...184922659.html

Well, it's a safety issue. Standing up is a big deal for someone of Rob Ford's physique, he's liable to pass out and that could pose a hazard for those unfortunate enough to be nearby.

kool maudit · #**2085** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 3:35 PM**

he must have a bull's heart, though. cocaine and its derivatives are hell on the ticker, and can leave even the most robust guys feeling a little fluttery and panicked come end-of-night. to pull what he does as a giant, 400-pound ham-person is pretty extraordinary.

MolsonExport · #**2086** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 4:30 PM**

Mayor Rob Ford's rehab 'buddy' speaks out. Woman charged with impaired in his SUV

MolsonExport · #**2087** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 5:03 PM**

Pot? Meet kettle.
Rob Ford’s rehab ‘buddy’ is a ‘liar,’ Doug Ford says after revealing interview with woman arrested in mayor’s SUV

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LeeAnne McRobb, told the Toronto Sun, that Sandro Lisi, the mayor’s friend who is awaiting trial on drug charges, gave her directions so she could pick up Ford’s Escalade in early May.

from the comments:

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It is easy to tell when Doug is lying, if his lips move he is lying.

Jamaican-Phoenix · #**2088** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 7:57 PM**

Rob Ford is a cyst on the ass of Canada.

O-tacular · #**2089** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 8:26 PM**

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Originally Posted by MolsonExport

Mayor Rob Ford's rehab 'buddy' speaks out. Woman charged with impaired in his SUV

I like that her last name is McRobb. Reminds me of mayor McAsscrack. I also like that Rob Ford called her his 'country pumpkin'.

O-tacular · #**2090** Posted **Jul 10, 2014, 8:31 PM**

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Originally Posted by kool maudit

he must have a bull's heart, though. cocaine and its derivatives are hell on the ticker, and can leave even the most robust guys feeling a little fluttery and panicked come end-of-night. to pull what he does as a giant, 400-pound ham-person is pretty extraordinary.

Best description I've heard!!!

MolsonExport · #**2091** Posted **Jul 12, 2014, 6:45 PM**

Mayor Rob Ford snub of World Pride defended. Councillor Doug Ford has defended the decision of Mayor Rob Ford to not join in standing ovation for World Pride.

It drives me crazy. On his own, Rob Ford is a bumbaclot on Toronto. But then there is his bully big brother too. Two for the price of one. A couple of massive piles of shit.

Ever seen poo wearing a chain?

torontosun

eemy · #**2092** Posted **Jul 13, 2014, 1:10 AM**

It's okay guys, one of his campaign workers is gay.

Nouvellecosse · #**2093** Posted **Jul 13, 2014, 2:15 AM**

It's probably a woman who only because gay after accidentally walking in on him changing.

MolsonExport · #**2094** Posted **Jul 14, 2014, 1:39 PM**

Meet the sobriety coach hired to keep Rob Ford on track

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Toronto Mayor Rob Ford’s sobriety coach wants the world to know that he loves his job – even though he’s had a hard first couple of weeks at the office.

Ever since Mr. Ford’s return from rehab, Robert Marier has been glued to the mayor’s side, and he’s feeling the weight of his new, very high-profile job. The 49-year-old Montrealer, who left his wife behind in Quebec to live out of a suitcase in a Toronto hotel, began working as the mayor’s “sobriety coach” just two weeks ago. Since then, he’s been thrust into the spotlight of the media – including an accusation that he kicked a protester, which he denies – all the while entrusted with the responsibility of keeping the chief magistrate of Canada’s largest city on track in his recovery.

He left his wife behind to spend time with the malodorous marinating mayor...live out of a suitcase in a hotel, subjected to the media microscope....AND "HE LOVES HIS JOB???"

What do they say about alcoholics? Denial is a powerful thing?

Ten bucks says this coach will eventually be pulled over at 2am driving Ford's Escalade under suspicious circumstances.

kool maudit · #**2095** Posted **Jul 14, 2014, 2:10 PM**

"now that i've got you all strangely compelled, i'm afraid candy's not feeling well"

close, but that's not why... i'm so hard done by."

MolsonExport · #**2096** Posted **Jul 15, 2014, 4:22 PM**

It’s tempting, but reporters can’t ignore the Ford-nado

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Whenever Rob Ford says or does something outrageous – which is to say, most days – people ask the same thing. Why don’t you just ignore him? The media only gives him oxygen. Stop covering him. That will fix his wagon.

Why even bother to report it when he pulls an obnoxious stunt like sitting through an ovation for the organizers of WorldPride? Hasn’t he already made his feelings abundantly clear? Or why not just boycott him when he holds an invitation-only press conference and refuses to take questions?

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Asking reporters to stop covering him is like asking a weather forecaster to stop covering thunderstorms. You never know when there is going to be another Ford-nado. What will he say next? What will he do, or admit to have done? Even his sobriety coach’s foot makes news.

Mr. Ford is the subject of countless “Have you seen the latest? Can you believe it?” water-cooler chats and dinner party conversations. You can bet that many of those who write in calling for a Ford boycott have followed every move of his snakes-and-ladders journey.

If only somebody could drop a (big) house on Rofo and Dofo.

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