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mobyhead · #**6141** Posted **Jun 8, 2015, 2:45 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Is her name "Babette", does she serve you breakfast in bed?

Debra, and not yet. She tells me she's a great cook!

Buckeye Native 001 · #**6142** Posted **Jul 1, 2015, 5:08 AM**

mobyhead · #**6143** Posted **Jul 8, 2015, 11:39 PM**

Crickets

Ex-Ithacan · #**6144** Posted **Aug 3, 2015, 5:34 PM**

Dead Crickets

rockyi · #**6145** Posted **Aug 15, 2015, 4:34 PM**

Buckeye Native 001 · #**6146** Posted **Aug 16, 2015, 6:43 PM**

Ex-Ithacan · #**6147** Posted **Aug 17, 2015, 4:33 PM**

I think in the tradition of Abbott & Costello, Laurel & Hardy, Rowan & Martin, etc, we may well have a new comedy duo: rockyi & Buckeye Native. Just their User Titles says so. I tell ya it's a match made in heaven.

HomeInMyShoes · #**6148** Posted **Aug 17, 2015, 5:13 PM**

Awaiting the Rocky and Buckeye show. Who gets to play Boris? I know Ex is itching to play Natasha.

Ex-Ithacan · #**6149** Posted **Aug 17, 2015, 5:36 PM**

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Originally Posted by HomeInMyShoes

Awaiting the Rocky and Buckeye show. Who gets to play Boris? I know Ex is itching to play Natasha.

Damn.....my secret is out.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**6150** Posted **Aug 19, 2015, 6:06 AM**

Wait, who's the moose and who's the squirrel!?

Anyway, it'd mostly be the two of us sitting in rocking chairs on a front porch somewhere chucking Werther's Originals at kids and telling them to get off our lawn.

Also, we're a gay couple, even though we're both (I presume?) heterosexual. We'll figure it out.

Ex-Ithacan · #**6151** Posted **Aug 19, 2015, 10:46 AM**

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Originally Posted by Buckeye Native 001

Wait, who's the moose and who's the squirrel!?

Anyway, it'd mostly be the two of us sitting in rocking chairs on a front porch somewhere chucking Werther's Originals at kids and telling them to get off our lawn.

Also, we're a gay couple, even though we're both (I presume?) heterosexual. We'll figure it out.

I guess the next step is to come up with a great name for the TV sitcom, and a catchy theme song.

btw, it can't be a take off on "Chico & The Man" because the title "The Man & The Man" just doesn't seem to work.

Buckeye Native 001 · #**6152** Posted **Aug 25, 2015, 3:41 AM**

I know it's already the title of a movie, but "Grumpy Old Men"?

Ex-Ithacan · #**6153** Posted **Aug 26, 2015, 3:47 PM**

^ That could work....it's certainly true.

I was thinking new lyrics to the Rolling Stones' Get Off of My Cloud might work....... Hey kids, get off of my lawn!

rockyi · #**6154** Posted **Aug 26, 2015, 11:09 PM**

Alrighty then, so how much are we getting paid per episode?.....And I demand my own goddamn dressing room.......Goddamn it.

Ex-Ithacan · #**6155** Posted **Aug 27, 2015, 10:43 AM**

^ You'll get free McRib sandwiches, Lime flavored Slushies, and all the doggie treats you'll little pup can eat.
You will also get your own dressing room, but I think that's more a function of not being able to find anyone willing to share a room with you.

I guess being a Quad City diva does have its rewards.

HomeInMyShoes · #**6156** Posted **Aug 27, 2015, 2:11 PM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

Alrighty then, so how much are we getting paid per episode?.....And I demand my own goddamn dressing room.......Goddamn it.

Actors...

I am not spending my valuable free time picking the brown m&ms out to appease your sensitive palette.

James Bond Agent 007 · #**6157** Posted **Aug 28, 2015, 2:21 AM**

My move to Kansas City will take place on September 23rd. Can't wait!

rockyi · #**6158** Posted **Aug 28, 2015, 2:48 AM**

When can I have my first highly publicized contract dispute?

Ex-Ithacan · #**6159** Posted **Aug 28, 2015, 10:39 AM**

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Originally Posted by rockyi

When can I have my first highly publicized contract dispute?

Slow it down there Sparky. Gotta wait until the pilot episode hits it big in the ratings, and is picked as a sure fire hit for the new season. Get yourself a tough Hollywood agent, and join forces with Buckeye to present a united front. Bully the producers and threaten a walk-off if they don't pay up.
The worse that could happen is you get fired and two other SSP curmudgeons replace you guys.

Of course if things don't work out that forklift is always ready to welcome you back.

rockyi · #**6160** Posted **Aug 29, 2015, 4:23 PM**

^That's all way too complicated.......can't people just give me bags of money and accolades just for being my sweet self instead?