Gosh, even the Germans are doing things like that, now... I'm starting to think the French should release such lists too.
So how about
#1 Lyon, France
#2 Toulouse, France
#3 Nantes, France
#4 Rennes, France
#5 Montpellier, France
#6 Grenoble, France
#7 Marseille, France
...
#70 Berlin, Germany
...
#80 NYC, NY, USA
...
#99 London, UK
And Paris not even ranked, cause it's lone in a superior league of its own anyway.
ludicrous, but it sounds fair to me. Who knows? It might work to flocks of naive sheep.
Bah, that's a joke, hardly trolling.