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Originally Posted by JACKinBeantown
It's a tall garage without a circular exit ramp. You have to drive the entire length of the thing back and forth over and over again to get out. It will take forever to exit from the top floor. Yikes!
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I'm devising a plan to set up a little business about halfway up the garage. It will offer a variety of anxiety-relief modalities, ranging from clonazepam injections to massage, biofeedback, and talk therapy, all accompanied by a DJ mixing ambient chillout music. Anyone who has the slightest inclination toward panic attacks will be willing to part with half their paycheck for some quick relief.
These parking structures are an embarrassment to the city. I don't think we can call ourselves "world class" when half of downtown is devoted to the moving and parking of private automobiles. We're planning our way to ever-increasing traffic chaos. And what will become of these monstrosities when we're no longer commuting by private auto? I hope a few floors can be repurposed, otherwise it's just a colossal waste of money, materials, space, and missed opportunities.
Excessive Parking Causes More Driving!