chris08876, everything on your list is spot on except for "Hot girls". If one of the things Chicago is best known for is hot girls then where does that leave the other city's like LA and Miami?
The Hudson rivers water is hell compared to lake Michigan's water, Private Dick... Your username fits you very well. If your opinions are based upon stupid crap like that then you should move to Shanghai because it is the biggest city in the world and city's like New York compared to it...Don't matter.
What is cool about Chicago is that it is the third largest city in the whole country and was on one of my favorite movies, Ferris buelers day off. Its hockey team wins to much Stanley cups, People say it rains lots in Seattle but it is actually known to rain more in Chicago and yet no one ever says it. Do you know where skyscrapers were invented.... Chicago.
Everyone please remember, just because it is smaller of a city then New York, that is an invalid reason to hate on it. You might as well make fun of little people too.