Quote:
Originally Posted by Troubadour
I hear those things are awfully loud...
It glides as softly as a cloud.
Is there a chance the track could bend?
Not on your life, my Hindu friend.
What about us brain-dead slobs?
You'll be given cushy jobs.
Were you sent here by the devil?
No, good sir, I'm on the level.
The ring came off my pudding can.
Take my pen knife, my good man.
I swear it's Springfield's only choice...
Throw up your hands and raise your voice!
Monorail!
What's it called?
Monorail!
Once again...
Monorail!
But Main Street's still all cracked and broken...
Sorry, Mom, the mob has spoken!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Monorail!
Mono... D'oh!
--The Simpsons, Monorail song
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YES!!!
I opened this thread SOLELY for the monorail quote from the Simpsons -- I was NOT disappointed! This made my night (was previously watching Cloak and Dagger, a 1984 action flick starring Henry Thomas (from ET) that utterly sucked!).