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Originally Posted by SignalHillHiker
We have a town called Dildo that has a campground called Spread Eagle which is near a land formation called Dildo Head. Their mascot is Captain Dildo, their summer festival is "Dildo Days: Fun for the Whole Family!" and their traditional treat is Dildo Sticky Puddin'.
Long Dick's Sausage Emporium is fine.
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I heard that the high-school's mascot is named "Woody", but could have just been someone dickin' around
