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Originally Posted by Chisouthside
A Brazilian friend of mine that lives in Chicago has family in Newark and often travels there. I know from him the parades get wild.
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Oh my lord do they get wild.
DO NOT bring the girlfriend or wife to those parades, because as a man, you might become a fatality if they catch you staring, and drooling. Keep them eyes in your head, because they will pop out.
Anything involving Brazil winning in soccer usually results in topless folks and nice 46" rears up in the air.
