Surf Motel, full-tile showers, vented wall heat, radios.
Here's some Loooong Beach.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQycSM8pAmw If anyone tells you it's NSFW, you can throw up your signs and say "Pardon me, kind sir, but would you be so accommodating as to get the funyun out? Thank you."
Here's some more Loooong Beach
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rE_Y8wh-wOs though be advised I have a high tolerance for bad language and bad behavior; you may not. Click at your advised discretion.
And now, the Chace Inn:
HEmlock 6-8204
Sleep to the sound of the surf. Free television.